Leverage

Layden discovered a new skill this morning. If, while lying between us, he rotates his body til it is horizontal he can kick me while simultaneously hitting and head butting daddy. As a plus contact with one of us provides him with leverage to better pummel the other.
This morning Oli was changing a dirty diaper (which smelled disturbingly of microwave popcorn) and I was playing with Layden and put the washcloth on his head. Apparently it was a little chilly beause it produced a guilt inducing chin quiver/gum-chattering. If he retains that talent as he gets older I see an oscar in his future.